"If you're stiff

is printed in a Spartan helmet crest on the front of this 100% cotton long sleeve t-shirt

A sport cut

this officially-licensed tee brings old-school style and quality perfect for life-long fans

bite-marked heart

Valentines I Love My Wife Friends Royal Adult T-Shirt Philadelphia Flyers "If you're stiffDo you love your wife but sometimes want a night out but can't because reruns of her favorite show about two gay men and a sassy red head are on and she needs a living pillow? Well this is the shirt for you! This Old Glory design is printed on a 100% cotton adult t shirt. Featuring the text "I love it when my wife lets me hang out with my friends".